Derek Coward’s Noise
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Favorite Sinead O’Connor Song
I have been trying to figure out my favorite Sinead O Connor song. I have it down to Mandinka, Jackie, Troy, Just Like You Said It Would Be, Feel So Different, Success Has Made A Failure Of Our Home, Am I Not Your Girl and Daddy I’m Fine. I realize that most of these are…
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What Did They Say?
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My Biggest Fan
Image via Wikipedia I think it is easy to say that one of my biggest fans is my son Stephen. I am learning how to use my new (to me) Wacom Bamboo and it is going slow. I am not a very good drawer under the best of circumstances and learning to draw on something…
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My Plans For Black Friday
I could get up early stand in a line with a bunch of strangers who will turn openly hostile the second the doors open so that we can all fight over things that we don’t really need but are 40 to 60 percent off of the regular price. OR I can stay at home in…
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I Swear I’m Going To Do This One Day
If I ever have a phone conversation that includes the phrase “I’m calling about a personal matter.” I’m answering with “Oh, I’m sorry, this phone is only for business matters. You’ll have to call a different line.” And if they ask for the personal number, I will tell them “I’m sorry, I can’t give out…
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One Whole Week
It has been an entire week since my six year old son last wet the bed. We told him that if he could go seven straight days without wetting the bed, we would get him a surprise. This morning was day seven of seven. Before the seven days, there were a few days where we…
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My Top 10 Most Played Songs
Image via Wikipedia According to iTunes, here are the top ten songs that I have played since I reinstalled the program: 1) 49:00 by Paul Westerberg 2) As Far As I Know by Paul Westerberg 3) Baby Learns To Crawl by Paul Westerberg 4) World Class Fad by Paul Westerberg 5) AAA by Grandpa Boy…
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An Actual Conversation
Image via Wikipedia Me: What was the first album you ever bought? Her: Escape by Journey. Me: Mine was Double Fantasy. Her: What’s that? Me: Double Fantasy. Her: Is that the name of the band? Me: No. Double Fantasy. (long pause) By John Lennon and Yoko Ono. Her: Never heard of it. Me: Are you…
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An Actual Text Exchange
Them: Is your mortgage payment too expensive? Our Loan Modification program can lower your payments immediately. May we please give you a call? Me: Are you fucking kidding me you piece of shit spammer? You and your kind have destroyed this great nation and now you want to rape it remains? You are horrible. NOTE:…
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Oh yes.
If the real Nancy Spungeon was even as half as irritating as Chloe Webb played her in the movie Sid and Nancy, I would have stabbed her ass too.